Friday, January 28, 2011

six reasons why birds are better than dogs

We don't go around sniffing our butts.

Speaking of which, our breath doesn't smell like butt.

You drool, we chirp.

You fart. We don't. (Why do you dogs sniff each other's butts????)

We fly, you butt surf. (Anyone else seeing a pattern here with butts?)

And we are smarter. When we fly in circles, you dogs are stupid enough to follow. Helllooo...dumb.

That is why we were left in charge of the blog while the master is off doing taxes.
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